clepse: You’re so fucking specialI wish I was specialCreep / Radiohead

clepse: You’re so fucking specialI wish I was specialCreep / Radiohead

Have You Ever Danced With The Devil

Sorry: Being The Annoying Friend Like:

Eridangarang: In Third Grade I Wrote An Essay And Used The Word Astonish And My Teacher Was Shocked And I Said “I Learned It From Pokemon!” And My Picture Was Published In The School Newspaper With The Caption “She Learned It From Pokemon”

Dovalbun:right So When I Started My Sociology Course In College, My Teacher Stated Us Off With ‘Well I Guess We Have To Do Icebreakers. I’m Jon, And I Fear Bears. Why Do I Fear Bears? Because Bears Can Run At 30 Miles Per Hour And Chester Zoo Is

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Bunbijou: I’m Glad Ants Dont Know How Big Jupiter Is Or They Would Be Fucked Up About It. I Was Fucked Up About It. Jupiter Is Huge

Pinture: Im Peeing Myslef

Urieking:urieking:urieking:urieking:urieking:oh No This Guy I Used To Have A Thing With Followed Me On Twitter I Have To Delete So Many Subtweets Helpohhhhh Nooooo He Texted Me I Wasnt Fast Enough Oh My God Oh Nooooo It Got Worse I Have Made Things

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No Homo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Go Blue!

Allteensrelate: When Your Friend Is Lying But You Know The Truth

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