vagisodium: one time me and my friends were really high waiting at a stop sign and after like ten minutes he turns to me and he’s like “this is the longest stop sign ever”

vagisodium: one time me and my friends were really high waiting at a stop sign and after like ten minutes he turns to me and he’s like “this is the longest stop sign ever”

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Atwisttinmystory: Christian Mingle Username: Eatmelikethelastsupper

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Cheesecurl: I Wanna Watch A Scary Movie With You And We Get So Scared We Accidently End Up Having Sex Somehow

Svviffer: Do You Ever Just Regret 40% Of Your Life

Sometimes You Meet Someone And Even Though Younever Liked Brown Eyes Before, Their Eyes Are Your Favourite Colour Nowand Sometimes You Meet Someone Who Can Make Thesickest Addictions Seem Beautiful And Sometimesthere’s Some People You’d Rather Sit

Cockringtoss: Awoldancer: Cockringtoss: Girls Need To Stop Complaining About Their Periods… Ur Just Bleeding Because U Don’t Floss I Wear Thongs, I Think Thats Flossing Enough.

Woah Bummer For Everyone Not Making Out With Me Right Now

Sweetdez: Detrea: Fuckyeahhugsandkisses: A-Little-Insane: The Best Part About Being The Little Spoon While Cuddling Is Being Able To Rub Your Butt Against The Person’s Junk The Best Part About Being The Big Spoon While Cuddling Is Getting To Rub

Kankristhrobbingprivilege: Today At Lunch This Person Complimented My Teeth And Said They Were Really Straight And I Very Quietly Stated “Thanks They’re The Only Straight Thing About Me” And They Snorted So Hard That Milk Shot Out Of Their Nose

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