ozzyosborntodie: “i’m so full….hey do you want these fries?”

ozzyosborntodie: “i’m so full….hey do you want these fries?”

Serendipity.

Finalblessing: Will Smith Everybody

Life Can Only Get Better When You Learn To Love

Life Can Only Get Better When You Learn To Love

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Laugh-Addict: Biggest Disappointment Of My Childhood: Realizing Hearts Weren’t Actually Shaped Like Hearts

Pizza: When Someone Is Telling Me A Story All I Can Think About Is That I Can’t Wait For Them To Finish So That I Can Tell My Own Story That’s Better And Involves Me

I Hate How People Just Expect That You’re Going To Finish School And Get An Office Job And Meet Someone And Settle Down And Have Children And A Dog And Drive A Mazda Because I Don’t Want Any Of Those Things Especially A Mazda

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Agentgraham: #No One Is More Frustrated With The State Of The Human Condition Than Steve Harvey Is

Ludacolo: Asphyxion: I Went To A High School Where They Played Jeopardy Music When You Had About 30 Seconds To Get To Class And I Shit You Not Best Part Of The Day Was Seeing Kids Sprinting To Class With This Music Playing Omg Remember The Shark Music

Bluuuuuuuurbs: Hey Everyone! Please Help Spread The Word So That My Cousin Can Meet Russell Wilson! It Would Really Mean A Lot To Him. He Is Disabled, Yet I Am Not Afraid To Be Seen With Him. I See Him Everyday And I Always Try To Talk To Him When He

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