you must have been born on the highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

you must have been born on the highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Why Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T I Know Swedish Has Wifi?! Been Putting My Phone Next To The Glass The Whole Time To Get Signals. My Cousin Didnt Even Give Birth Yet! But She&Amp;Rsquo;S Close!!

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The-Absolute-Funniest-Posts: K1Mkardashian: Beyonce’s Hair Got Stuck In A Fan

Aeisla: I Kinda Realized If You Act Confident In Something People Would Believe You Aren’t Shy Or Insecure. I “Fake It Until I Make It&Amp;Quot; Most Of The Time And It Somewhat Grew On Me To The Point Where I Don’t Have To Fake It Anymore, Because

Caramichele: Goodasgould: Best Parks And Rec Outtake Ever. Possibly One Of The Funniest Moments Of Any Show Ever. This Cast Is Perfection. One Of My Favorite Things In The World

Adreamdeferred: Perchu: Shslvalkyrie: What A Time To Be Alive. Are You Kidding Me? Are You Fucking Kidding Me. This Is Shit. This Is A Peice Of Shit. No Human Should Ever Have This Much Power. This Is Fucking Bullshit. There Was A Set Amount Of Icing

Netflx: One Time A Waiter Asked Me What Kind Of Taco Shell I Wanted And I Forgot The Word For “Soft Taco&Amp;Quot; So I Asked Him For A Flexible Taco. Fle Xible Taco

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