imbringinglexiback: I don’t know why people waste their time on me.

imbringinglexiback: I don’t know why people waste their time on me.

Hai-San: Asentenceearly: Recently, Kirin (A Japanese Beer Company) Has Been Running A “Dream Campaign” Where People Can Write In To The Company Explaining What Their Dream Is, And If Selected, The Company Sets Out To Make It Come True.of All The

Bye.

Omgphantastic: Loversneedlawyers: A Man With Ocd Recites A Poem About His One True Love. It’s Heartbreaking. This Was One Of Those Things Were Every Few Punch Lines You Have To Go “Wooooooo”

Jaysayavong: How Can You Not Feel Embarrassed?

Seahchel: Vardaesque: Whorville: You Finger Yourself??? Disgusting. Those Fingers Should Be Turning Pages Of The Holy Bible Gotta Get Em Wet Before You Turn The Pages Tho Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Yennranmma: Whenever “Strong Female Characters” Insult Men By Calling Them Girls My Eyes Roll So Far Back In My Head I Can See My Brain Cells Die

Lameborghini: If I Dont Snapchat U Back Its Not Bc Im Ignoring U Its Bc My Face Isnt Cooperating

فردوس

Fuck You

Oreoofficial: When I Grow Up My Kitchen Will Have Endless Supplies Of Paper Plates And Plastic Cutlery Because Im Not Doing Any Dishes

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Precumming: It Pisses Me Off When I Plan A Conversation In My Head And The Other Person Doesn’t Follow The Damn Script

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