boygeorgemichaelbluth: thatfunnyblog: You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty? They never said he was an egg.

boygeorgemichaelbluth: thatfunnyblog: You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty? They never said he was an egg.

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Asian: So I’m A Waiter At A Japanese Restaurant And Today I Saw A Customer Using Tumblr On Her Phone So I Went Over To Her And Said ”Hey I Saw That You Use Tumblr, Do You Know The Tumblr User Asian?” And She Was Like Yeah, I Used To Follow Him

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My Favorite Disney Princess Is Elizabeth Swann Because Rather Than Becoming A Princess, She Was Like &Quot;Nah, Fuck That&Quot; And Became A King Instead.

Rarestandfairest: Odditymall: The Defender Is A Pepper Spray That When Sprayed Takes A Picture Of The Person You’re Spraying And Sends It The Police Along With Your Gps Location, User Information, As Well As Flashing A Bright Light In The Attackers

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Morrissarty: Cheeky-Jackharries: Avatar-Rokuu: Veryscarytwist: How Am I Supposed To Concentrate In Science When Whenever I Look To The Left I See This At Least You Don”T Have To Deal With This At Least You Dont Have To Sit Next To This What

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Smallherosix: What’s The Password?

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