tastefullyoffensive: Pizza delivery requests are getting out of hand. (photo by l31ur)

tastefullyoffensive: Pizza delivery requests are getting out of hand. (photo by l31ur)

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Koobaxion: Man Okay When I Got My Wisdom Teeth Out It Was A Fucking Experience. Before The Surgery Wasn’t Too Interesting But As Soon As I Woke Up I Saw The Nurse Next To Me And Was All Like “Hey… I Think… I Died… And Now I’m In A Parallel

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Sensualhumiliation: Elegant But Captive And Helpless

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