tastefullyoffensive: Pizza delivery requests are getting out of hand. (photo by l31ur)

tastefullyoffensive: Pizza delivery requests are getting out of hand. (photo by l31ur)

Knightscrest: Officialnasa: Knightscrest: Knightscrest: How Do Astronauts Say They’re Sorry? They Apollo-Gize!! We Dont Apologize. We Are Perfect. Nasa I Know Of At Least 2 Exploded Spaceships That Beg To Differ

Koobaxion: Man Okay When I Got My Wisdom Teeth Out It Was A Fucking Experience. Before The Surgery Wasn’t Too Interesting But As Soon As I Woke Up I Saw The Nurse Next To Me And Was All Like “Hey… I Think… I Died… And Now I’m In A Parallel

Beth

Strangeparker

Perturbed-Lynx: Tummybub:list Of Cool Things To Call Me Besides Cutecelestialexquisite Ethereal Sublime Otherworldly Alluring Magnificent Charming Fascinating Splendid Dazzling Entrancing Radiant • Motherfucker

Angelofthedevils

Kittenesque: Tinyhousedarling:

Hi Guys Xx

Strange Little Duck

Daddy's Hunny Bunny

Thrashturbate:cynical-Bee:thrashturbate:i’ll Bet You’d Look Adorable Grasping At The Sheets On My Bed No Matter How Many Times U Compliment Me Im Not Making Ur Bed This Has To Be One Of The Best Responses I’ve Gotten To This Text Post

Sensualhumiliation: Elegant But Captive And Helpless

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