Benedictatorship: Drinkmorewoder: Drankinwatahmelin: Thiccthompson: Imnonbinary: Phd-Bitch: Yall Yalll Yall So Apparently Guys Call Girls The Second She Gives Them Her Number To Make Sure Its The Right One When The Fuck Did This Start Happening?
straightboyfriend: friend: how are you!! me: I’ve wanted to jump off a roof for three days in a row & my self control is wearing thin
