Military spousehood- where your dreams of a typical ‘white wedding’ go to die

Military spousehood- where your dreams of a typical ‘white wedding’ go to die

Milso Struggles

Inside A Milso’s Head 90% The Time During A Deployment:

When People Ask How You Manage To Get Through Distance/Deployments Alone

When Your So’s Schedule Keeps Changing But You’ve Already Set A Wedding Date:

Perspective Shifts On Pda:

Benadrylpapi: Being Ugly Is Poppin Cause Ya Phone Doesn’t Blow Up All The Time And Ya Battery Lasts Long.

Samwiseg: “Cool Girl”. Men Always Use That, Don’t They? As Their Defining Compliment: “She’s A Cool Girl”. Cool Girl Is Hot. Cool Girl Is Game. Cool Girl Is Fun. Cool Girl Never Gets Angry At Her Man. She Only Smiles In A Chagrined, Loving

It’s Always Okay To Take A Break From Kindness To Remind Someone They Got You Fucked Up

A Sir And His Kitten

You Wear Fine Things Well

Sex + Sophistication

Montypla: Cool-Ghoul: Come To Think Of It, The Classic “Robot Looking At A Schematic In The Centerfold Like It’s Porn” Gag Is Infinitely More Fucked Up Than At Face Value. It’s A Disassembled (Oftentimes Exploded) Diagram Of The Internal Organs

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