macaracooned: The most accurate depiction of the press I have ever seen

macaracooned: The most accurate depiction of the press I have ever seen

Futurefantastic: Zacwells: Futurefantastic: Zacwells: How Long Does Your Ideal Hug Last 38-45 Minutes That’s Really Impractical U Said Ideal, Not Realistic

Jaclcfrost: The Fact That Chris Pine Is Going To Be In A New Movie. And It’s A Musical. And He Will Play A Prince. He’s Going To Be A Singing Prince. Chris Pine Will Be Singing. And A Prince. It’s Just. Thank You, Universe. Thank You. Thank You

Nickelbackthatassup: You Havent Seen Anger Until Youve Seen Me Being Forced To Write Mrs Bieber On A Cup For Some White Girl Ordering A Vanilla Bean Frap I Hate My Job

Theb00Btube: Winners &Amp;Amp; Losers Of The Government Shutdown

Heatherm00Ch: Blancadiabla: Safety Tips From Anubis Oh My Fucking God

Neenuhbee: Queenaisling: A-Weeping-Fangirl: When The Back Of A Book Has A Bunch Of Reviews Instead Of A Summary Except For Ellen’s Book Right And Tina Fey’s

A-Tolkien-For-Your-Thoughts: Xdroox: Toinfinityandbeyonce: Me On My Way To Steal Your Man “In Case Of An Emergency This Airplane Is Designed With 8 Exits Located Around You.” I Wa S Laughing So Hard I Couldnt Evne Reblog For A Few Minutes

Liddo-Cait: I Reblogged This Before But We Actually Started Playing This Game And It Has Resulted In Spilled Drinks, Flying Cigarettes, And Friends Getting Hit In The Gut With 5Lb Crystal Balls It Is Fantastic

Reblog If You Have A Scar With A Story Behind It.

Teamfreewifi: Back In My Day, We Didn’t Have Menu Screens. When A Movie Ended It Was Replaced By A Tranquil, Bright Blue Screen That Suddenly Became Screeching, Demonic Static If You Didn’t Turn Off The Tv In Time.

No It's Not, Your Arm's Off.

Im-Your-Turbo-Lover: He Told Me To Fetch Him A Sandwich, So I Made Him A Sub. Ba-Dum-Tsh

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