buddhawassexy: “he’s 24 months old” bitch your son is two

buddhawassexy: “he’s 24 months old” bitch your son is two

Officialalltimelow: Alexgaskarthdoingthings: So My Dad Is A Preacher And He Was Telling Us That Halloween Is ‘The Day Of The Devil’ And My Sister Goes “Wow A Whole Day All For Me?” And My Dad Is Clinging To His Bible Now Omg This Is My Favourite

Derpollo-Justice: Aquaticwonder: Are You A Piece Of Art Because I’d Like To Nail You Up Against A Wall Damn

Fandoms-Are-My-One-True-Love: My Friend Just Sent Me This And I Have Been Laughing For The Last 10 Minutes

Sometimes People Are Beautiful.

Narwhal-Noir: I Took My Girlfriend To An Improv Show The Other Night And During Intermission We Were Passionately Arguing Over Whether Half A 5 Hour Energy Shot Would Give You 2.5 Hours Of Energy Or 5 Hours Of Half-Assed Energy So We Turned Around To

Asseroth: Theappleppielifestyle: A Guy At School Today Was Wearing This Damn Fine Red Nail Polish And I Heard These Two Girls Whispering Angrily And Looking In His Direction So I Listened In Expecting Them To Be Weird About It And The First Thing I

Alinatotheleft: Flexblr: Youknowimgood4It: Taken From Reddit But It Can’t Be Stressed Enough Making Fun Of Fat People At The Gym Is Like Making Fun Of Sick People At The Hospital. &Amp;Ldquo;Lol Wow You’re Doing Chemotherapy? Clearly You Suck At

Madeofwut: Casperthefriendlycunt: Ethyne: You’ve Probably Sat Next To A Boy In Class That’s Had A Boner Before They Were Sitting Next To Me Of Course They Had A Boner Touché

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Hatemarriied: Crazy Islander Girl And Her Dog In Their Natural Habitat

Fagmobs: Getmad-Govegan: Being Vegan Is So Emotionally Draining Like I Can’t Even Look At Someone Drinking A Milkshake Without Wanting To Cry This Is Ridiculous If Your ‘Food’ Makes Me Emotionally Distressed That Might Be A Sign That It’s Not

Bikinipowerbottom: &Amp;Ldquo;She’s Really Pretty For A Black Girl&Amp;Rdquo; “He’s Really Cool For A Gay Guy” “She’s Doing Really Well For A Woman”

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