trust: uhmeliamay: my dad asked me if my curling iron was a sex toy

trust: uhmeliamay: my dad asked me if my curling iron was a sex toy

Ruinedchildhood: Rip The Old Disney Channel Logo 2002-2014

Gobblechopstv

Thetowerofpimps: Viaflowerchild: Mangoestho: Thetowerofpimps: 2009 Me Would Think That 2014 Me Was Hot And Thats All That Matters Gatdamn That Is True. So Maybe 2021 Us Will Be Even Better Thats The Kinda Positivity I Like To See

Intheicyairofnight: I Can’t Believe How Long It Took Me To Realize That The “Nagging Wife” Sitcom Stereotype Is Literally Just “Useless Husband Is Incapable Of Doing His Share Of The Housework Despite Being Repeatedly Asked” Framed To Demonize

Chibird: My Brain Likes To Bring Back All The Embarrassingly Dumb Moments I’ve Had Every Now And Then, As A Way To Remind Me That It’s A Miracle That I Still Have Friends. @U@;;

Dilaurentisfields: Please Teach Girls That It’s Completely Natural And Okay To Have Stretch Marks Because I Had To Learn That On My Own

Tits And Sass

Ameliacgormley: Criedwolves: Batched: Why Can’t There Be A Boob Transfer System For All Women?? Like, A Girl Can Be Like “I Have An F Cup And I Really Want To Go Down A Couple Of Sizes Because My Back Hurts” And A Girl With An A Cup Could Be

What'S Your D&Amp;D Character?

Save Me From Myself, I'M A Loaded Gun!

Stoned-Moaning-Myrtle: Siarraculbertson: Cosmicscripts: Thepinupnextdoor: Littlecatlady: &Amp;Ldquo;How Are You Going To Look With All Those Tattoos When You’re Old??&Amp;Rdquo; Rad As Hell Reblogging This Babe Reblogging For The Last Shot Fun Fact:

Idiot

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