cindehella: the screen writing on this movie was really something else

cindehella: the screen writing on this movie was really something else

Cyberjock: Dude 1: Hey Bro, Im Out Of Protein Shakes, Cum In My Mouth Dude 2: Okay But What Are The Magic Words Dude 1: No Homo

Bpdchiaki:i’ve Heard Of Multiple People Who Didnt Start Transitioning Until They Were Well Into Their 30’S And They Still Look Incredible So If You’re A Young Trans Kid Worrying That Its Too Late To Start Transitioning Already Then Know That Even

Plavapticica: Bryndonovan: I Have Worked At Hallmark For About 20 Years Total And This Is Probably The Best Card I Have Ever Written. This Is A Card I Would Actually Buyfunny, No Scat Humor, No Age Jokes Or Sexist Jokes, Not Creepily Sentimentala+

Harinef: Rhinoplasti: !!!! Yes!!

Chronicallyquirky: Toomanyfeelings: You Can Be Depressed And Not Feel Sad Or Blue. Depression Can Also Be A Haze Of Sleepiness, Distractedness/Obsessiveness Cycles, And A Twinge Of Irritability That Can Be Hard To Recognize Because You Might Already

Words N Quotes

Redgrieve: Gtranxio: &Amp;Ldquo;Oh My God, I’m Turning Into—A Vampire!” &Amp;Quot;But How? I Didn’t Even Bite You Yet!&Amp;Rdquo; Premature Edraculation Go To Your Room

Ball-Deep: &Amp;Ldquo;Well I Mean, Unless Sh-&Amp;Rdquo; No, Nope. Shut Up, You’re Stupid. Stop Being Stupid.

Castiel-Knight-Of-Hell: This Is Why I Love This Joke: Jesus Was Fond Of Telling His Followers Not To Worry About How They’d Afford Food Tomorrow Because God Would Provide. But Jesus Told Them This While Handing Out Free Bread And Encouraging Them

Dishenvyous: Nathanael-Platier: Thatsthat24: Snorunt: Nikaido: Kweenofslayying: What In The Absolute Fuck Same Me That Was Beautiful Please Watch This Dad Generation

Alymuffin: Theblueboxonbakerstreet: Newt Scamander Had Better Be Like A Magical Steve Irwin #Crikey Look At That Chimera #One Of The Most Dangerous Magical Creatures Known To Wizardkind #… … … #Let’s Have A Closer Look #I’m Gonna Pet

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