I'm a damsel. I'm in distress. I can handle this.

I'm a damsel. I'm in distress. I can handle this.

I'M A Damsel. I'M In Distress. I Can Handle This.

Sexxistential: This Is Probably My Favorite Tweet I’ve Ever Seen In My Whole Life

Addams-Beineke: Sherralotz:please Tell Me I’m Not The One Who Noticed The Similarities~Also Here’s A Bonus (Kind Of A Stupid Comparison But W/E) #Now I’m Imagining Ms. Fry As Aubrey’s Great Great Aunt#Because Let’s Get Real People Like Ms.

Cr-Est:he Yelled At Me Until We Adopted Him

Wednesdayxaddams: Adamhathaway:i’ve Been Making Dad Jokes For Years But My Wife And I Are Expecting Our First Child And I’ve Finally Been Making Dad Jokes While Actually Being A Dad. When We Were In The Hospital I Got My Wife A Blanket. What Was

Nerdysarcasm: I’ve Mastered The Art Of Pretending To Be Tired Instead Of Admitting I’m Sad

Godtie:if I Ever Suddenly Reblog A Massive Amount Of Posts From You: I’m Sorry, I’m On Mobile, And I Forgot That Your Blog Is Not My Dash

Saraferro:teenvengeance: Teenvengeance: You Ask Your Parents What Your Number 1 Priority In Life Should Be: They Say “School” Ask Your Teacher? They Say “Homework” Ask Your Coach? They Say “Your Game Skill” No One Ever Says “Happiness”

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Thebottlemen:this Is How All Rape Trials Should Go. Especially Those Of People Who Work In The Sex Industry Because, Unfortunately, Some People Take Their Profession As Consent.

Purpbanga:theblackamericanprincess:bubblysaur: Fucking This Yesssssss !!!!!

Superbbatch:snap

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