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221Boredst: Thewonderlessyears: I’m The Friend Who Can Switch From Penis Jokes To A Completely Serious Topic In 1.34 Seconds It Takes Me Anywhere From .69 - 3.14 Seconds

So I Had A Dream That I Was Auditioning For Sherlock And When They Gave Me The Lines I Was Supposed To Read I Totally Blanked And All I Could Think About Was The Doctor Who Theme Song So I Just Started Singing “Weee Oooo” And Everyone Stared At

Pretty Edgy

Vanillish: This Is Actually Horrifying Is This Supposed To Be Funny Or Cute Im

Not All Who Wander Are Lost.

Barackfuckingobama: Do You Ever Just Google Something Really Random Out Of Curiosity And Then You Realize That If Someone Saw Your Internet History They’d Think You’re A Pregnant Serial Killer With A Really Rare Disease

Quidditchcapricious: My Absolute Favorite Thing Is Finding A Book I Can’t Put Down And Reading It Until Really Late At Night And Only Stopping When My Eyes Start To Hurt And My Vision Gets Blurry From Either Sleep Or Strain And When I Put It Down

Fishisherman: Super Bowl Is Coming Up I Think We All Know What That Means

Url-Coming-Soon: Evanedinger: Accordion To A Recent Survey, Replacing Words With The Names Of Musical Instruments In A Sentence Often Goes Undetected. This Makes Me So Angry

Mudbloods Beware

Andrwgarfield: “I Do Quite Like This Message, Some Of Which Andrew Came Up With On His Own, He’d Written This Thing To Listen To While He Was Listening To That Message From Uncle Ben, He Had Some Words That He Asked The Sound Man To Pump Through

Colour My Life With The Chaos Of Trouble

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