welcome-to-my-life13: trustingtranscendant: Reblogging again in the span of 2 minutes

welcome-to-my-life13: trustingtranscendant: Reblogging again in the span of 2 minutes

Neurolove.me

Three-Cheers-For-Lovex3: Louis-Vuittoff: Yesterday I Went To My Friends House Wearing My Horse Mask And Walked Into Her Room To Scare Her But She Was Laying On Her Bed Making Out With Her Fiancé And I Didn’t Know What To Do So I Just Started Neighing

Bullterrierlove: Tongue Bull By Scrawnsenior On Flickr.

Itssexualhour: One Time I Was At A Nightclub And It Was Really Dark And I Met A Guy And We Didnt Really Talk He Kind Of Just Like Guided Me To The Dance Floor And We Grinded On Eachother And Made Out And He Whispered Wanna Go To My Place In My Ear

Awkwardlygeeky: Tinychatter: I Hate Having People Over So Much I Always Feel Obligated To Entertain Them Like When Im At Other Peoples Houses We Just Hang Out And Do Whatever But I Feel Differently At My House And Theyre Over And Im Just Like Do

Bitchesluveme: Hey Guys, My Mom Has Been Smoking Since She Was A Teenager. Well Now, She’s In Her 40’S With Diabetes. Her Doctor Says If She Doesn’t Quit Smoking, She Could Go Blind Or Lose Her Legs. My Mom Has Always Told Me To Never Smoke &Amp;Amp;

Sassymccoy: No But Women Are So Badass Okay Because There Will Inevitably Come A Point In Every Woman’s Life Where She Wakes Up In A Pool Of Her Own Blood And Her Reaction Will Be Dammit Now I Have To Do Laundry That Is Some Suave Superhero Shit And

Lolsofunny: Thorki-Hiddlesworth: Carlilemysaviour: But Actually What If You Were On A Plane And An Actor Sat Beside You For Like A Five Hour Flight Like What Does One Do In That Situation (Lol Here!)

Deathbysuperwholock: Solluxsdoubledicks: Impalamobile: Lazybuchanan: Abort Abort Oh God They’ve Found Us Quick Everyone To The Battleship Holy Shit! Everyone Get The Fuck Out!

Meowrailsprite: Animatedcatastrophe: I Just Googled What Causes Period Pains And Apparently It’s Because The Uterus Contracts And That Cuts Off The Fucking Blood Supply People With Period Pains Are Literally Feeling Their Uterus Trying To Kill Itself

Slenclerman: We’re Out Of Soap

Brokendildo: Worship Da Booty

paki_girls - palegirls - paleskin