brutalfuckingmetal: Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

brutalfuckingmetal: Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

I Need To Get Laid...

Dr-When: &Amp;Ldquo;I Know She’ll Be In Good Hands.&Amp;Rdquo; “Always…”

Animal Fun Fact: Chinchillas Can’t Get Wet. Their Fur Retains Too Much Water And Will Start To Grow Mold. So They Bathe By Rolling Around In Dust. Chinchilla Fun Fact: Chinchillas Have Around 20 Hairs Per Follicle; Unlike Humans Who Have 2-3 Hairs

Swoleinvelvet: Hamtaryo: Grammy Get Your Shit Together &Amp;Ldquo;Oops Silly Potato&Amp;Rdquo;

Raggedy Man, Goodnight.

Clarabosswins: Frozen + Wait…What?

I Came, I Saw, I Conquered.

Stilllovingdisney: Flandusism: &Amp;Ldquo;If You’re Straight Then Why Did You Say She Was Hot&Amp;Rdquo; Yo I’m Straight Not Blind One Time A Nun At My School Saw A Hot Guy And Said “Woah God Did A Nice Job On That One” And We All Looked At Her Like ???

Deaneggsandsam: Reasons Why I Hate Shopping For Women’s Clothes: - A Lot Of The Shirts Are Crop Tops And Don’t Cover Your Entire Stomach - See Through - Breaks And Tears Easily - Unnecessary Attachments To Clothing - Fake Pockets On Jeans - Did I

Tfm-Intern: Picking Up Some Essentials. Tfm.

Hello, What The Hell Am I Doing Here?

Vykariously: Never Lie To Someone Who Trusts You. Never Trust Someone Who Lies To You.

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