agirlnamedally: *leans off the bed to reach laptop charger* parkour

agirlnamedally: leans off the bed to reach laptop charger parkour

Thegestianpoet: Romanticize The Fuck Out Of Life If Thats How You Cope Who Cares Fuck Those Text Posts That Are Like “Your Life Will Never Be A Wes Anderson Movie” Well Of Course It Won’t But I’m Buying That Cute Yellow Tea Kettle Anyways Motherfucker

Thisismyoneluckyprize: Sam Smith Comes Out In A New Interview↵ You Sing A Lot About Love And Relationships. What’s Been Your Experience With Love? I’ve Never Been In A Relationship Before. I’ve Only Been In Unrequited Relationships Where People

Mozzarellahighrise: When Someone Tells You Their Favorite Candy, Listen. Write It Down If You Have To. Remember It. When You Know They’re Having A Shitty Day, Buy It For Them. Be The Best Human You Can Be; Buy Your Friends Their Favorite Candy When

Bikini-Season-Determination: Definition Of Foodgasm

Repeals: #Repealsto50K

Alec Guinness Once Gave Me $20 To Go Away

It-Used-To-Be-Fun: My Family Is From Nigeria, And My Full Name Is Uzoamaka, Which Means “The Road Is Good.” Quick Lesson: My Tribe Is Igbo, And You Name Your Kid Something That Tells Your History And Hopefully Predicts Your Future. So Anyway, In

Sexicancore: I-O-U-An-Assbutt: Mintmeow: I’ve Got 99 Problems And Being A Decaying Organism That’s Born To Die In A Society Run By Money That I Can’t Escape Is One Of Them Do You Need A Hug I Think We All Need A Hug

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Gallifrey-Feels: Zzazu: Britney2007Spears: Joebarborak: Thepurdypurdy: This Photo Was Taken Last Week At My Local Kmart. Yes, That Is A Sealed Vhs Tape Of Jimmy Neutron The Movie, In 2014, At Kmart, Sitting Next To Dvds And Blu-Rays, Priced At $8.99

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