just-shower-thoughts: My cat unconditionally loves and trusts a giant more than five times her height and fifteen times her weight who could crush her by accident without even realizing.

just-shower-thoughts: My cat unconditionally loves and trusts a giant more than five times her height and fifteen times her weight who could crush her by accident without even realizing.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: I Wonder If I’ve Already Bought The Clothes I’m Going To Die In.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: If Hell Is As Full Of Gay People As They Say It Is, I’m Going To Have A Really Good Time

Just-Shower-Thoughts: If I Never Saw A Photograph Of A Flamingo Or Giraffe, It Would Probably Be Really Difficult To Convince Me Of Their Existence.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: If Input Names Like “Hdmi 1” And “Hdmi 2” Etc. Were Editable On Your Tv, Then You Could Replace The Names With “X-Box” Or “Dvd Player” And You Would Save So Much Time Flipping Through

Just-Shower-Thoughts: To Go To Sleep, You Have To Pretend To Be Asleep Until You Actually Are.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: There’s Probably An It Guy At The Whitehouse That Knows What The President Faps To.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Highlighting Text In A Document And Pressing “Caps Lock” Should Capitalize The Text

Just-Shower-Thoughts: When Jeopardy! Ends, The Last Episode’s Final Jeopardy Should Be About A Certain Isaac Asimov Short Story So The Answer Is “What Is The Last Question?”

Just-Shower-Thoughts: A Nickname For Premature Ejaculation Should Be “Spontaneous Cum-Bustin”

Just-Shower-Thoughts: The Lenny Face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Is “That’s What She Said” In Emoticon Form.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Clearing Porn Histroy For Earlier Generations Was Changing The Channel 2 Times, So Parents Couldn’t Back To Porn Channel.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Sometimes I Wish I Was A Pet Fish, Only To Experience That Moment When It Suddenly Starts Raining Food.

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