just-shower-thoughts: There’s probably an IT guy at the Whitehouse that knows what the President faps to.

just-shower-thoughts: There’s probably an IT guy at the Whitehouse that knows what the President faps to.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Highlighting Text In A Document And Pressing “Caps Lock” Should Capitalize The Text

Just-Shower-Thoughts: When Jeopardy! Ends, The Last Episode’s Final Jeopardy Should Be About A Certain Isaac Asimov Short Story So The Answer Is “What Is The Last Question?”

Just-Shower-Thoughts: A Nickname For Premature Ejaculation Should Be “Spontaneous Cum-Bustin”

Just-Shower-Thoughts: The Lenny Face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Is “That’s What She Said” In Emoticon Form.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Clearing Porn Histroy For Earlier Generations Was Changing The Channel 2 Times, So Parents Couldn’t Back To Porn Channel.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Sometimes I Wish I Was A Pet Fish, Only To Experience That Moment When It Suddenly Starts Raining Food.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: If You Were Able To Turn Invisible, You’d Be Blind While Using Your Power Because The Light Would Pass Right Through Your Invisible Retinas.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Every Time I’m Sick Or Something Hurts I Think About How I Wish I Was Fine And How Ungrateful I Was When It Didn’t Hurt. Let’s Take A Moment And Be Aware Of All Our Body Parts That Don’t Hurt. Be Conscious Of All The Sensations

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Bars Should Have An Area For Designated Drivers So All The Sober People Can Hang Out With Each Other

Just-Shower-Thoughts: There Should Be A “Getting Gas” Button On Your Gps Or Iphone So That When You Are Getting Off The Highway To Get Gas, It Will Direct You In The Right Direction And Not Yell At You To Make A U Turn.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: They Should Make Fun, Adult-Sized, Adult-Only Playgrounds. More People Would Get Exercise That Way.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: You Should Be Able To Yell “Be Right There” To Your Phone And Since It Knows You’re Coming, It Gives You A Few Extra Rings Before Sending The User To Voicemail.

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