misha-bawlins: Go away and take your unbearable perfection with you.

misha-bawlins: Go away and take your unbearable perfection with you.

Princekarkat: For Some Reason I Thought Both Of These Were The Same Post And I Sat For Awhile Trying To Figure Out Which Ice Cream Face Was The Weak Bitch

Clarke-Mason: Captain America: The Winter Soldier + Text Posts

You'll Never Make Me Leave

Caitor: And While She’s Walking Away, She Says That She Can’t Change For Love…

Keepcalm-Andmarryron: Black Guy: Dies Saving His Mother From Getting Shot By Shielding Her With His BodyFox News: He Used To Sell Drugs So:/

Night-People: Xharries: Put A Letter From A-Z In My Ask And I’ll Tell You 1 Thing I Love Which Starts With That Letter. This Is Cute Please

Deucebowl: She Reaches Down Seductively. I Guide Her Hand To My Zipper. She Unzips My Fanny Pack By Mistake. Raviolis Spill Out Everywhere

Did-You-Kno:sixpenceee: Marilyn Monroe’s Makeup Artist, Allan ‘Whitey’ Snyer, Promised Marilyn He Would Do Her Makeup If She Died. Weeks Later, Marilyn Sent Him A Gold Money Clip From Tiffany’s Inscribed With: “Whitey Dear, While I’m Still

Enter, Vagabond.

Fluffabutt: Pardonmewhileipanic:drywalljackson: Cop Drama Written By 7 Year Olds. I’m Not Even Joking, This Is My Favorite Vine Ever I Just Fucking Died Omg I Want 6 Seasons And A Movie First Dude: How Does It Feel To Be The Worst Cop Ever, Huh?Second

Shoren18:Damnselfly:quick Protip: If Someone Is Crying Or Freaking Out Over Something Minor, Eg Wifi Not Connecting, Can’t Find Their Hat, People Talking Too Loud, Do Not Tell Them How Small Or Petty The Problem Is To Make It Better. They Know. They

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