ironspiderpeter: Who is the most famous person you’ve ever sent to voicemail?

ironspiderpeter: Who is the most famous person you’ve ever sent to voicemail?

Whom Am I?

Mrsegbert:randomingoftherandomness:twoheartsneverlie:jeff Goldblum Is A Gifti Don’t Know What Is The Wildest Bit About This; Jeff Goldblum’s Tweet, Or The Fact That Mark Hamill Apparently Liked Itmark Hamill Is The One Who Freed Him

Star-Cities-Finest-Deactivated2:Prideprejudce:tealesbian:kiwijadey-Deactivated20190729:Since The 2010S Are Gonna Be Over In 5 Months I Think It’s Only Fair To Say That One Direction And Their Fandom Have Been The Most Iconic Part Of The 2010S You Can

Tenaflyviper: Cockyteenblogger-Blog-Blog: I Don’t Understand Shark Movies I Mean Just Get Out Of The Water You Just Had To Go And Say Something, Huh?

Heartgemsona: Localtiktoks:

Relatable-Hufflepuff:beary Cute!!!!

Tonystar3K:#Which Fab 5 Are You Today?

Noneotherthanthejoker: #Same

Bisexualfili: Them: Come Over Me: I Can’t Im Busy Them: We Gonna Watch Lotr Extended Edition. Me:

Stalock: Stalock: Stalock: Stalock: Gonna Start Asking Hockey Dudes On Tinder If They Can Define Goaltender Interference And If They Give Me Any Answer Other Than “I Don’t Know” I’m Unmatching Them Men? Not Disappointing Me? What Is This

Animution11:Gluten-Free-Pussy:i Was High Off My Ass Last Night And Had This Dream Where I Was In This Dense Ass Forest And Sitting There Was A Tall Woman. She Was So Tall I Couldn’t See Her Face But She Was Wearing Gold And I Was Like “Uh&Amp;Hellip;Hi?”

Mockingborb: Vorrible: Yiffpunk: Scumfuckus: Tom-Spanks: Remember When U Were Like 11 And The Only Thing U Wanted Was A Lava Lamp

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