thedougmeister: I could starve myself for a year and my hips would STILL be massive. How do they even grow that big?! Hahaha! Perfect

thedougmeister: I could starve myself for a year and my hips would STILL be massive. How do they even grow that big?! Hahaha! Perfect

Thedougmeister: Didn’t Actually Realise People Would Be Waiting For Me To Post Photos Until I Started Getting Told Off For Not Doing It Haha! Here’s An Apology Kiss Xoxo

Thedougmeister: The Minute It Stops Raining Hailstones And Turns Sunny I Have To Be In Work. Poop.

Thedougmeister: Come Lay In Bed With Me On This Fine Day. Yes Ma'Am

Thedougmeister: Scrub A Dub Dub 🛀

Thedougmeister: My Face Has Been Horrible The Past Week. My Eczema Is So Bad Right Now :( Here’s A Photo Of My Face Before It Got Gross. Not Possible

Thedougmeister: Spamming The Internet With This. These Shorts Are A Size 10. Haven’t Fit In To A Size 10 In Yeeeeeeeears. I Owe It All To Calorie Counting And Swimming :)

Thedougmeister: Stirling Tonight.

Thedougmeister: Hip$ Dunt Li3 Amazing

Thedougmeister: I Wear A #Fez Now. Fez’s Are Cool. With That Face And Those Eyes You Can Wear Anything On Your Head

Thedougmeister: Xoxo

Thedougmeister: Managed To Get Up, Get Dressed Then Sadly Collapsed Back On My Bed. So Close Yet So Far.

Thedougmeister: Forever Poutin’ With Mah Tiny Top Lip.

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