koolaidman505: I laughed so hard I cried a little.

koolaidman505: I laughed so hard I cried a little.

May All Your Bacon Burn

Sextathlon

Forever-Dirty-Minded: Let Me Be Your: 7Am Morning Fuck Before You Go To Work Midday Text, Letting You Know That You’re On My Mind 5Pm Cuddle After A Long Days Work 11Pm Rough Fuck As I Pound Away The Frustrations Of Your Day 2Am Soft Whisper In Your

Upgraders: Peterfromtexas: A Garage To Park Your Boat, On Your Yacht. Rich People Are F**Ked Up

Arandomwhitedude: I Feel Like If A Girl Touches Your Dick You Should Be Nice To Her And Make Her Laugh And Do Cool Things For Her Besides Rub Her Clit. Like Hey Lets Go To The Aquarium Cuz Thanks For Puttin My Balls In Your Mouth

Lagio: Omfg

To Have A Lion's Heart

Jennaavh: Smilemoreoftenplease: The Bear Is Like “Holy Fuck, A Lion!” The Lion Is Like “Holy Fuck, A Human!” In My Mind I Hear “Why Are We All Screaming?!”

Thebloodoftheinnocent: Sage-Is-A-Whore: I Cry Every Time I See This Scene In Slc Punk. The Feels

I Should Be Having Sex Right Now

Stunningpicture: I Found This In My Freezer. My Roommate Said He’s Saving Him Until He Needs To Save The World.

Worth Living For

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