violaslayvis: This is the funniest tweet of 2018 by far

violaslayvis: This is the funniest tweet of 2018 by far

Niggasandcomputers: How You Gon Get What You Want Acting Like You Don’t Want It?

Jetbag: One Time I Actually Thought I Had A Chance With Someone

Gaypeopletwitter:

Winx Enchantix!

Gothicprep: No Offense But I’ve Never Gotten Over Anything That’s Happened To Me In My Life

Hirxeth: “When You Lose Someone Who’s Your Home, You Know, You’re Only Home In The World. And When That Happens You Think, Oh Fuck I Should Have Had A Back-Up Home. Another Person, A Place, A Thing, Something To Make Me Feel Safe, And I Don’t

Madeofcelluloid: ‘Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind’, Michel Gondry (2004)What A Loss To Spend That Much Time With Someone, Only To Find Out That She’s A Stranger.

Parydise: “When People Treat You Like They Don’t Care, Believe Them.” — Oprah (Via Ugh) (Via Newyorktoparis)

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Bpdlils:yes Im Difficult And Unproductive And Annoying, But You Wanted Me To Stay Alive So Here You Go.ㅤ

Eastegg: I Don’t Think That A Movie Needs To Be Good In Order For It To Be Good

Frog-And-Toad-Are-Friends: Iron Man Is Genuinely The Worst Superhero Because Imagine What A Guy Like That Would Be Like In Real Life. Imagine If Elon Musk Had A Martyrdom Complex And Was Subsidized By The Us Government To Beat People Up

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