dou-g: When you accidentally touch the cashiers’ hand when you’re giving them money

dou-g: When you accidentally touch the cashiers’ hand when you’re giving them money

Me Most Of The Time:

Pettyrevenge: I Make My Husband A Sandwich Everyday For Work. Once, I Jokingly Kissed It To Show Him That I Made It “With Love.” But Then For Some Reason It Stuck, And That Just Became The Habit. Make Sandwich, Give It A Little Smooch, Put Into Baggie.

Mrs. Mia Wallace

Mrs. Mia Wallace

Communistbakery: Honestly I Peaked As A Zygote Like.. I Was Completely Androgynous.. Unproblematic.. No Acne… Truly My Golden Years

Metalgearsolids: Justagiantinthesky: Metalgearsolids: Consider This: Being Fat And Chubby Is Ok And Good Sources? Sources: Me Looking At Myself And Going “Nice”

Low Energy

Clientsfromhell: Client : My Computer Is FEd Up.me: What Does The Error Message Say?Client : It Says “Windows Is FEd.”Me: Right. What Is The Exact Wording Of The Error Message? I Need To Know What Happened.client : I Didn’t Do Anything.

Gaylawyers: “I’m So Good At Smash” I Say As I Press Random Buttons While Facing The Wrong Way And Scream Out Loud When I Fall Off

Iswearimnotnaked: When I Say “This Website Is So Toxic!!” I Only Mean That Because Once You Hit A Certain Amount Of Followers And You Start Paying Attention To That Number And You Start Changing Yourself Because Every Time That Number Goes Down You

Iswearimnotnaked: I Love That “How Is Any Of This Blogging” Text Post Because Tumblr Is Literally A Blogging Platform But Somehow It’s Become Its Own Strange Genre Of Social Media Outside Of Personal Blogging And People Like To Detach From The

Awesomephilia: I Hope Common Sense Is The Next Cool Trend

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