formordor: hi i’m a hopeless romantic with serious trust issues nice to meet you

formordor: hi i’m a hopeless romantic with serious trust issues nice to meet you

Um

Whenblackwasinvogue: Aesfetic: When Men Say, “I Only Fuck Girls With Tight Pussies.” Do You Know What A Tight Pussy Is? An Un-Aroused Pussy. Your Sex Game Weak. Bye. I’m Glad This Sentiment Is Gaining Traction. Spread This Shit Like Wildfire.

Humorking: Define-Sanity: Hijabeeee: Wen Duh Acoustics Dank Af Holy Shit I Wasnt Expecting That And They Say Mermaids Are Not Real…….

Um

Multishep: Knockfivetimes: Tired In The Streets, Asleep In The Sheets 10+ Hrs Of Sleep Is My Kink

Eat Some Gold That Way You&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Always Have Expensive Shit

Myloish: Im So Tired Of The Same Old Fucking Queerbaiting Cycle Happening Over And Over Again.. Like, The New Thing Comes Out, Fandom Attaches Themselves To A Ship And It’s Not The Played-Out Milquetoast Het Pair That The Writers Were Going For, Gay

Thomas Sanders

Blu-Beri-Pi: This Is A Lot To Handle

Alrightanakin: A Cooking Competition Where People Try To Make An Entire Meal At Midnight Without Waking Their Family Up And Whoever Makes The Most Amazing Thing Without Getting Yelled At Wins

Wizardick: Alternatively If Someone Asks You What You Did Today Just Grimly Look Down At Your Hands And Say “Something I Should Have Done A Long Time Ago…”

I've Never Seen A Kano Transformation

GuysFingering - GuysFromBehind - GuysHumpingThings