jesussbabymomma: onlyblackgirl: Love this. This literally takes so much strength and courage. Props to this phenomenal woman

jesussbabymomma: onlyblackgirl: Love this. This literally takes so much strength and courage. Props to this phenomenal woman

Danielkanhai: It Would Suck Being A New Immortal. Like It’d Be 2109 And People Would Go, “What Was It Like Seeing Ancient Civilizations Rise And Fall Like That? Seeing The Pyramids Being Built? Watching The Expansion And Growth Of The New World?”

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Poerobots: Clump

The-Treasures-Untold: Okay So I’m Watching My Friend’s Cats While She’s Away And She Left Me Descriptions So I Could Tell Who’s Who They’re Pretty Accurate

Slab-O-Meat: Slab-O-Meat: Crabs Are So Gentle, They Can Be So Kind. Their Claws? Precise Little Things, So Careful In The Sand, So Careful With Food. They Do What They Must To Live And Wave Their Claws To Express Their Joy To The World For Giving So

Allmymetaphors: @ God: Why Did U Make Me Such A Cheesy Person And Also Such A Romantic Person &Amp;Amp; So Soft And So Full Of Feelings

Itsahalest0Rm: Godpenis: This Is Important Hello (X) Reblogging Again For The Fuckboy Who Ignored It The First Time

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Memeufacturing: School: We Need Your Roughest 1-Ply Toilet Paper For Our Bathroomssalesman: We Already Sell You The Shittiest Paper Available Sirschool Sliding Them $10,000 That Could Have Gone To The Arts Department: Maybe This Will… Change Your

Dicktho: When You’re Shaving Your Pubes

Africanaquarian: The Most Annoying Thing About Summer Is Whenever You Feel A Mysterious Tickle You Think It’s A Bug Tryna Make Your Flesh Its New Home? Then You Slap Yourself For No Reason Only To Realize Ain’t No Bug Even There. Now You Lookin Dumb.

Iswearimnotnaked: There Are Actually Kids Out There Who Aren’t Allowed To Watch Spongebob Because Their Parents Think It’ll Make Them Gay

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