sickxdisgusting: u can tell i really like someone when i start planning their birthday presents a few months in advance

sickxdisgusting: u can tell i really like someone when i start planning their birthday presents a few months in advance

Roasy: Eat Some Fruit! Pay Your Bills! Go For A Walk! Ride A Dick!

A Hand Job Is Better Than No Job

Adedrizils-Shrine: Dragon Lord By Jonasdero

I Am Not Okay Send Help

Destroya-Phan: Top-Killjoytryingnottopanic: … Oh Boy Do I Got Some News For Ya

Ahsadler: Iterativeimprovement: Merbearedie: Michaels Is Truly A Family Store A Late-Breaking (4/15/2016) Update On That Hot Mess: An Author I Really Like Nudged Michael’s On Twitter And They’ve Seen The Error Of Their Ways. I Can’t Believe

Memeufacturing: Police Officer Into Radio: Base He Got Away. We Cant Fucking Pull Him Over Because-Police Dispatcher: The Guy With The Bumper Sticker?Police Officer: Yeah That Guypolice Dispatcher: Fuck. Shit!

Brainstatic: Stop Glorifying…Fuck I Dunno Spins Wheel Lactose Intolerance.

Jackanddean: Send Me Unpopular Opinions And I Can Only Reply With “Agree” Or “Disagree”

Weloveshortvideos: She’s So Freaking Adorable

Partlysmith: The Robot Apocalypse Will Be Caused By People Talking About The Robot Apocalypse So Much That The Robots Will Think That’s What We Want And They’re Just Trying Their Best

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