You're not mad at the humans who got to be human for free?

You're not mad at the humans who got to be human for free?

A Hand Job Is Better Than No Job

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Magnusalc: I’m, Like, Probably The Weirdest Guy In The Universe, You Know? Probably Even Weirder Than Someone From Saturn.

Ok Overwatch Fans, But Consider:

Writing-Prompt-S: After Seeing Many Stories About Superheroes With “Skills Of An Olympic Level Athlete”, Actual Olympic Athletes Try Their Hand At Becoming Superheroes.

Writing-Prompt-S: Aliens Have Invaded The Planet, Body-Snatchers Style. But They Don’t Disguise Themselves As Humans. They Prefer Masquerading As Animals.

Writing-Prompt-S: Every 90 Minutes, You Forget What Happened In The Past 90 Minutes.

Writing-Prompt-S: It’s The Year 2025. You Wake Up Next To Your Celebrity Crush And They Tell You You’ve Suffered A Car Crash And Got Amnesia And Can’t Remember The Last 9 Years…

Writing-Prompt-S: Every Time You Die In A Dream, Another Version Of You Dies In An Alternate Timeline And Lately You’ve Been Having Dreams Where You Mysteriously Die More Often Than Ever Before. It Appears That Someone Is Trying To Erase You Completely

Writing-Prompt-S: Ever Since The Day You’ve First Been Able To Speak, You’ve Only Been Able To Produce Words (Written And Oral) In A Language Like No Other On The Planet. Nobody Can Understand You, Until A Woman Shows Up At Your Door One Day And

Writing-Prompt-S: You Found The Purpose Of Life. No One Else Cares, You Were The Only One Wondering.

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