I feel so stupid now all because I slept in and missed my chance hhhhhhhh god fucking damnit

I feel so stupid now all because I slept in and missed my chance hhhhhhhh god fucking damnit

Unclefather: Robber: Breaks Into My House Me: Can I Help You Find Anyth- Robber: Just Looking

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Nerdbotmk2: Last Night I Found The Most Perfect Christmas Card Of All Time I Bought It, But I Am Keeping It For Myself.

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Nineinthezigzagoon: If You Dont Think This Is The Greatest Line Ever Then Ur Wrong

Squashs: Rnotha-Fucka: Walmarts: Whoa I Just Realized It’s Called Deodorant Because It De-Odors You Like It Takes Away Your Odor And You’re An Ant Are You Sure About The Ant Part Yeah Otherwise They’d Just Call It Deodor. I Know What I’m

No Weenies Allowed

Official-Schreibblockade: Deep Sigh

Yo Whatup My Glip Glops

Uselessgaywhovian: Bloogue: Al-Grave: “What Do You Play?” “The Clarinet, You?” “I Play The Fucking Hammer” I Like How The Brass Guy Knew It Was Coming While The Bass Clarinet Still Gets Caught Off Guard I Would Like To Thank Tumblr For

Eternallybutthurt: 1️⃣ Or 2️⃣

Memelovingbot: Next, I Do A Trick Called Scuttlebug Cheeky Nando’s

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