caetea: I keep forgetting that the turkey is defrosting in the tub.

caetea: I keep forgetting that the turkey is defrosting in the tub.

Eroscestlavie: Eroscestlavie: Can We Talk About How Fucking Weird The Way That Aaron Paul Talks About His Wife Is Pretty Bird Providing Food For Her Self

Saturdaynightbigcocksalaryman: Need A Wife Who’s Cool With Me Calling Her A Bird On Social Media

Tetsuon:babygoatsandfriends:now This Is Quality Content!This Is My Favorite Post Of All Time 10/10 Need More Content Like This On The Tumbler Dot Com

Aaaaa42: What The Fuck I Didn’t Even Know What To Do With That First Message But I Come Up With “I Dont Have Any Legs” And He Just Rolls With That Just Lays Down Another One On The Spot For Fucks Sake

Shittyidea: Drive Super Fast In The Rain So You Can Hydroplane Right Over The Potholes And Save Your Suspension

Overblush: We Take The Fucking Sips We Deserve

Commanderfloof: Gablesmcgee: Baking A Pie At Midnight. Dumb Pics Of Me Waiting.

Welcome To The Stompign Grounds

Letshearitforthisclown: Eggcup: Letshearitforthisclown: Why Does Anyone Play Bass? Just Use The E String Dumbass I Play Bass Because The Low Notes Make Me Shit Myself Because They Create

I Bet You Thought You'D Seen The Last Of Me

Animal Memes

Boys:

sappho - sareeNSFW - satinpanties