muggleland: *flirts with the healer so they’ll prioritize me*

muggleland: flirts with the healer so they’ll prioritize me

Therelatabletexts: Deep Texts Here

Sugar Sweet Venom

Imadumbassjackasspieceofshit: Imadumbassjackasspieceofshit:i’m Not Kidding When I Say That Every Time I’m Faced With Making A Risky Decision, The Only Thought I Can Conjure Is “Yolo” This Was About Trying To Decide Whether I Should Have Sex

A Hand Job Is Better Than No Job

Beekeep: Pro-Gay: Anyway Cars Are Homophobic, I Can’t Wait Till They Invent Teleportation, The Only True Pro-Lgbt Means Of Transport Lets Getaround By Teleporting

Cishetsbeingcishet:i Went On The Overwatch Forums After Lesbian!Tracer Dropped To Watch The Shitshow Unfold And My Favorite Fucking Part Was This One Guy Who Was Like “I Personally Have Had Bad Experiences With Lesbians” So I Replied With “You Got

Internalscreeching: Authentic Tumblr Mood™: “Move Bitch” Starts Playing Every Time You Log In.

Love

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A Short Psa On Those Cat Ear Headphones

Wetwareproblem: Sfiddy: Ask-An-Mra-Anything: Quixotess: Smallapplegoat: Cupcakeinatorellie: Denyselfandfollowchrist: Cupcakeinatorellie: Hey Psstt The Guy Who Invented The Theory That Vaccines Cause Autism Had His Medical License Revoked For It

Onahole-Sama: I’m Getting Two Different Moods Here On Completely Different Sides Of The Spectrum From These Tumbnaills

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