ministryofinterior:bitch is there literally anything better than freshly baked bread

ministryofinterior:bitch is there literally anything better than freshly baked bread

Brainstatic: I Would Like To Add As Someone Who Has Been On Here For 6 Years That There Comes A Point Where Your Mind Ascends And You Run Out Of Fucks Entirely. Like An Ancient Vampire, You No Longer Have Any Angst About Your Condition And Can Live Freely

It'S Goblin Time

Justbadpuns: At Any Given Time, The Urge To Sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” Is Just A Whim Away, A Whim Away, A Whim Away, A Whim Away

Reallymakesuthink: Just Realized That When/If I Get A Dog Id Probably Be The Kind Of Nerd Freak That Would Name It Like…Ptolemy…Or Goete…Or…Gottfried…And Then Would Get Embarrassed When Anyone At The Park Asks What Its Name Is

Writing-Prompt-S: With All The Souls Being Sold To Him, Satan Has Decided To Build His Own Soul Banking System, And He Wants To Open A New Branch On Earth.

Taquito: Pls God Im Sick Of Watching The Fifty Shades Darker Ad On Every Youtube Video I Watch

Trillspotsandbruises: Thewomanfromitaly: Queenconsuelabananahammock: Batdie: Hello Mtv And Welcome To My Crib. Holy Shit, How Many Dogs Do You Have? Sweetheart No

Liftedandgiftedd: S/O To Those Friends That Stick With You Through Your Weird Distant Introvert/Depression/Anxiety Mood Swings Y'All Are The Real Mvp’s

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Just-Shower-Thoughts:when I Was Younger, I Thought Cashiers Would Be Happy Receiving Cash Instead Of Card. Now, As A Cashier, I Realize It Is Quite The Opposite.

Mydogsnokes: I Wish The Internet Was Still This Innocent

Phoenyxoftheashes: Jayspeakswords: Ghettablasta: Her Name Is Shelia Fedrick. She Is A Hero. I Almost Thought The Headline Was A Joke Headline Like “Haha White People Are Terrorists” I Didn’t Understand In Any Way Shape Or Form That This Woman Is

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