earthdad: you: come suck on my titty me, an intellectual: ight

earthdad: you: come suck on my titty me, an intellectual: ight

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He'S Lying To U Girl

Codeinewarrior: Me: Hey Can I Have Some Money? Bank Teller: Do You Have An Account With Us? Me: Nah I Just Heard Yall Got Money

Cockyhorror:idk Why Doctors Don’t Get Sarcasm Like For Example My Doctor Listed All The Things Wrong W Me And I Was Like “Yep That’s A Lot Of Things Everything Is Going /So/ Well” And She Was Like “Oh That’s Good”????????Help Me Lady Im

Destiaurusrex: Jesse Just Needed A Little Confidence Boostio :3 Dialogue Is From @Incorrect-Overwatch-Quotations Once Again :) (I Can’t Draw Hands And Eyes So Uh…)

Zackroif: Reine, Lofoten

Necrophilofthefuture:my Cat Figured Out How To Open The Cabinets So He Made A Nest In His Favorite One. He’ll Only Come Out If He Hears The Fridge Open.

♡My Sexual Desires &Amp; More♡

Youngharlemnigga: Cubanflagemoji: Ay Real Question Where Does A Guy’s Dick Go When Yall Sit On Tbe Toilet To Take A Shit????? You Just Let It Fall Into The Bowl?? Let It Fall Into The Bowl. Ain’t Gotta Worry About It Hitting The Water Tho 🍤

Bumbleshark: Ive Been Trying To Find This Screenshot For 2 Years

Ameliastardust: When Your Parents Try And Be Cool Around Your Friends

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