raptorific: raptorific: me: [sees a cat]me: okay time for me to bother this animal

raptorific: raptorific: me: [sees a cat]me: okay time for me to bother this animal

Dicksplit: Heyforclay: Dicksplit: Do You Ever See Pics Of A Porn Vid And When You See The Video You’re Like… “It Wasn’t Worth It”? Did You Mean Men.com

Obstinatecondolement: Are There Any Works In The Post-Apocalyptic Genre With Post-Apocalyptic Librarians? People Who Worked In The Public Library And After The Bad Thing Decide To Stay And Keep The Library Clean, Safe And Available For Anyone Who Needs

Berandomness

Bdugo: Duck Duck Goose Extreme

Binches: Gluom: Surgedude: Big-Boss-Official: Literally The Clickbait On This Website Has Completely Entirely Surpassed Actual Jokes Made By Bloggers In Terms Of Humor Wow Bill Nye Is A Fucking Stud

Circuitbird: How Do I Know I Am A Millennial? I Require No Explanation For Anything Entertaining. I Show My Folks A Funny Video Of A Cockatoo Having An Argument With A Dude Jumping On Its Empty Cage, And They’re Like, Where Did You Find This? Why Is

Just-Shower-Thoughts: I Know I’m Still Young Because When A Coworker Told Me She Was Pregnant My Initial Reaction Was Panic For Her Before I Remembered I Was Supposed To Say Congratulations.

Binches: Gluom: Surgedude: Big-Boss-Official: Literally The Clickbait On This Website Has Completely Entirely Surpassed Actual Jokes Made By Bloggers In Terms Of Humor Wow Bill Nye Is A Fucking Stud

“Why Do You Love Marvel Men So Much?!”

Organahh: Staring At Someone Hot In Publicwhen They Notice You Staring At Them

Mccartneyslennons: A Friend Of Mine Tried To Sell His Soul On Ebay And The Starter Price Was $10 And People Were Bidding On It But Before Anything Happened Ebay Took It Down And Sent Him An Email Explaining That If He Was Selling A Soul That Didn’t

Eatsleepdraw: By Kovz Universe

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