puncromancer: Clench your assholes lads we’re on the hunt for pirates

puncromancer: Clench your assholes lads we’re on the hunt for pirates

Roachpatrol: Jumpingjacktrash: Littlepinkbeast: So I Used To Think I Didn’t Really Have A Homemaking Instinct, Because Lack Of Interest In Interior Decoration And Whatnot. Turns Out I Do After All, It’s Just That The Kinds Of Home I Have An Instinct

Guitargoat: Scienceasfuck: Congragulation: Just Precisely How Bad Was 1500S Jerusalem At Making Maps, You Ask? Well, This…Is A Fidget Spinner Reblog If You Believe In Fidget Spinner Earth.

Drkshdwbnch: My Morning Juic3E Mqkes Me Fuck Hard For The Race

Dulect: When You Open Up The Fridge And Realize There’s No Snacks Because You Ate Them All

Likes-To-Icicle:it’s Real And It Hurts.

Obstinaterixatrix: Surreal–Memes: Surreal Memes Have Reached The News (X)

Sallyyates: This White House Is Disgusting. This Woman Deserves More Than I Can Even Put Into Words.

I’m Dying Squirtle

Nitewrighter: Widowmaker: Makes The Smallest Slightest Turn Of Her Head Widowmaker’s Ponytail: Whips Around Wildly, Clips Through Her Ass And A Nearby Wall, Becomes Prehensile And Strangles A Nearby Jack Morrison

Alien-Sunflower-Seed: Just-Like-Bart: Transhumanisticpanspermia: Playing With Them Can Kill Them When They’re Tiny - Each ‘Mouth’ Can Only Withstand ~3 Closing Cycles Mechanically, Each Closing Cycle Is A Huge Energy Investment, And Of Course Growing

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Stop The &Quot;Hewwo&Quot; Meme

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