yuurei: step 1: triangulate exact distance step 2: E X T E N D

yuurei: step 1: triangulate exact distance step 2: E X T E N D

Dymondpoetlife: Thegaymerist: The It Sequel That Will Take Place In 2016 Just Won’t Work Because All These Kids Nowadays Are Into Vore Like Pennywise About To Eat A Kid And They’re Like “Oh Yes Swallow Me Whole Clown Daddy” Pennywise: I’m

Gaysintotheiris: Gumstones: Pochowek: God.. Americans Know Every Food By A Brand Name… Slim Jims.. Nutella… Kleenex…. There’s Normal Words For That You Know What The Fuck Is The Normal Name For Slim Jims??? Meat Sticks??? Yall Eat Kleenex?

Cummienism: What Did He Discover

Don’t Use A Neural Network To Name Your Next Pub

Clientsfromhell: I Work At An Independent Apple Retailer. A Man Came In One Morning And Bought A New Macbook. That Afternoon, I Answered The Phone At The Store And It Was His Wife. Client: I’m Helping My Husband Set Up His New Computer As I Tend

Ghostcrows: Today On The Radio They Were Talking About How Clowns Cant Get Jobs Lately Bc Of The New It Movie Resurfacing Peoples Fear Of Clowns And The Dude Was Like “The Clown Economy Is In Shambles” And Thats Really Not A Sentence I Ever Wanna

Squided: Mefirstwiener: Wunkolo: ＨｏｍｅＯｌｏｎｅＯｎＴｈｅＷｅｅｋｅｎｄ I Think I Just Watched A Video From The Year 2038

Just-Shower-Thoughts: In Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban, Harry Isn’t Allowed To Go To The Quaint Town Of Hogsmeade Because He Doesn’t Have A Permission Slip But One Year Later He’s Forced To Compete In The Triwizard Cup Like “Welp Rules

Tastefullyoffensive: Photos By Chasity Lollis (Via Therealderv)

Just-Shower-Thoughts: We Should Have A National Holiday Were We Kill All Of The Lights So That We Can See All Of The Stars From Big Cities.

Jezzula: Thatawkwardtinyperson: Saintalia: This Bitch Emptyyeet Ok But Buckaroo “Buck, Throw Me!” - Mrs. Incredible, Aka Steve Rogers

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