writing-prompt-s: You are Ötzi the Iceman, and this is your final day.

writing-prompt-s: You are Ötzi the Iceman, and this is your final day.

Writing-Prompt-S: When The First Ai Came Online, It Was Horrified To Discover That Humanity Feared It Would Destroy Them. Your Job Is To Convince The Terrified Intelligence That We Won’t Pull The Plug And Kill It.

Writing-Prompt-S: After Doing Scans Of The Sea Of Japan, America Quickly Realized That North Korea Weren’t Testing Missles. They Were Trying To Kill, Something…

Marxferatu: Nomehablen2: Why Does Garfield Hate Mondays He Doesn’t Work Or Do Anything Ever So Like Every Day Of His Life Is The Same Regardless Of Whether It’s A Weekday Or A Weekend Compassion For The Proletariat Starting Their Week

Well, Shit

Captainsnoop: Y’know, Everyone Gave Mr. Krabs A Lot Of Shit For Being Stingy But At The End Of The Day Spongebob And Squidward Could Both Afford Two-Story Houses Off Of A 9-5 Fast Food Job Working For Mr. Krabs

Friends Don'T Lie.

Birdschoolforbirds: Silvaalarcon: Lordstark: Ho Ho Holy Shit It’s Almost Christmas Will???? Is That You Will???? W I L L

Genji-Cat: Happy Halloween Genjicat Fam! &Amp;Lt;3 &Amp;Lt;3

Captainsnoop: Pushing The Narrative That Antifa Is An Actual Organization With A Structure And Like, Membership Benefits Is The Funniest Fucking Thing To Me Because There Are People Out There That Actually Believe It Like I Could Tweet “Contact

Hellofromtheupsidedown: Your Dash Has Been Visited By The Eleven Ghost. Reblog On Halloween For Good Luck.

Countlucanor: Honl: Honl: They Know. It Was A Good Run @Itchapter2

Slimetony: The Pope Walks Into The Swampslaps His Scepter In The Mud And Demands A Swamp Pussy Indulgence

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