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Born To Be Mild

Thesweetfandomlife: Tv Show Character: Almost Dies But Doesn’tMe: Oh Thank Godtv Show Character: Dies The Next EpisodeMe:

Esteemed Junior Dildo Critic At Diarrhea Magazine

Fakegreenplant: Things People Do That I Adore- When Folks Sit On Counters Or Tables Or Other Things That Aren’t Meant For Sitting On When Someone Is Reading A Book And Their Eyes Light Up Just A Little Bit More, And They Look Up At Read Aloud Lines

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Intensesuggestion: Why Get A Boyfriend When You Can Get A Pack Of Really Nice Pens

Life Raft Man Using A Sextant Like:

Ask-Oncies-Jizz: Pipistrellus:hey You Know That Really Disturbing Thing Where You Yawn And Your Salivary Gland Shoots A Concentrated Spray Of Saliva Out Of One Of Its Horrid Nozzles Like You’re A Venom Spitting Snake For Some Godawful Reason This Is

Berandomness

Kyberpank: Art By Stephan Martiniere

Shit My Players Say

Raft Man Got Fucked Up By Storm #2 And His Water Jug Is Now Just As Salty As He Ison The Bright Side He Has A School Of Fish Keeping Him Company

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