hungarian: today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

hungarian: today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

Phoenix-Run: Heathazehero: Men About The Shape Of Water: Its So Unrealistic, No Woman Would Ever Fall In Love With A Fish Monster When There Are Real Men Around! Actual Women: I Would Sell Every Man On Earth To Have A Fish Monster Boyfriend. Oh Yes

Hysterifun: When Ur Parents Go Out Food Shopping

Heckifiknowcomics:seasons Greetings My Dudes!

Marina Abramović Is Selling Macarons That Taste Like Her

You Would Not Believe Your Sight

Deoxyribonucleichyperdimension:dhdkfjfj I Was Just In Rite Aid And Someone Walked Through Yhe Detectors At The Door And They Went Off And The Cashier Just Yelled “Stop Stealing” And Let Them Walk Out

Willynylanders: Me @ Myself: Wish You Weren’t So Fuckin Awkward Bud

Tippingvelvets: No Offense But What The Fuck Is Anyone Talking About

I-Am-A-Fish: I Gotta Go To Bed Now Or Santa Won’t Break Into My House

Berandomness

Bigassmagnet: Aliens Find Out That Humans Can Die If They Drink Too Much Wateraliens Know Humans Habitually Do Things That Can Kill Them “For Fun”Aliens Begin Obsessively Monitoring The Human Crewmate’s Water Consumption“Ensign Cooper, Stop!

Transformative-Rimming: Please Come To Brazil

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