berandomness: I am experiencing feelings And I need someone to talk to about them

berandomness: I am experiencing feelings And I need someone to talk to about them

Nefepants: “17-Year Olds Are Adults” First Of All, No Biologist, Neurologist Or Doctor Will Agree In Any Capacity That A 17 Year Old Is An Adult. Secondly, This Is The Kind Of Shit Someone Says When They’re Trying To Normalize Shitty Behavior They

Strangehumanexcerpts: Humans Are Like Living Garbage Disposals; They Will Eat Anything And Everything. Their Competitive And Petulant Natures Almost Guarantee That If Told Not To Eat Something, The First Thing They Will Do Is At Least Lick It If Not

&Quot;Gootiez In His Bootiez&Quot;

Ambiguities

Inlanguagewedontsay: In Russian We Don’t Say “You’re Annoying”, Instead We Have “Ты Меня Бесишь (Ty Men'a Besish)”, Which Literally Means “You’re Turning Me Into A Demon” And This Is Just Too #Relatable. Submitted By @Karl-The-Not-So-Great

Searching In Streams For Oregon's Aquatic Mushroom

Yourplayersaidwhat: Tiefling Cleric: Prays For Powers To Put Out A Wildfire Tiefling Cleric: Rolls A 15 Goddess: Gives Him A Water Gun Cleric: Gee. Thanks. Mumbles Goddess: Fiddle With The Knob; Use Your Hands, Not Your Mouth Cleric: I’m Sure

Deathtokillian:church Of Satan You’re Doing Great.

Gluskin: Im Coining Hardboys. Hardboys Are Confident Men Who Aren’t Shitty And Manipulative. Hardboys Flex Constantly But They Have The Heart Of A Dog.

Anthony-Samaniego: Field Test

Lymphonodge2:The Artist Of This Really Good Comic Deleted So I Dont Know How 2 Credit Them

Jeremy-Ruiner: Whylurr: I Don’t Know If It’s That It’s 5 Am, Or That This Is Actually That Hilarious, But I’m Laughing So Hard It Hurts, Right Now. Fucking. Clint.

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