hooligan-nova: For your sick turf wars in the coming cyber-apocalypse.

hooligan-nova: For your sick turf wars in the coming cyber-apocalypse.

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Barry-Allen-Of-Tardis: I Made A Thing

Desuke-Dragon-Queen: Kathplanet: I Just Learned This And Have To Share It With The World. The Captain Of A Ship Can Officiate Marriages, But The 1St Mate Can Also Officiate Marriges If The Captain Is The One Getting Married. And The 2Nd Mate Can Also

Retrogamingblog: This Is An Actual Thing You Can Buy

Futurebuffdad: Distressed Beeping

Killtonyabbott: Real Estate Agent: So What Kind Of Property Are You Looking For? Me: A Simple Cave With Fewer Goblins Than Most

Queerlexark: Grahancoxon: (To The Tune Of Uptown Girl) Uptown Rat. He Wears A Very Silly Pointy Hat

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Cobaltdays:listen Man, Pulls Dick Out Of My Mouth With A Pop Noise And Points It At You Im Gay And Not In The Mood

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Vampireapologist: I Worked At A Hardware Store Down The Street From A Convent And The Sisters Were Of The Franciscan Order And St Francis Is The Patron Saint Of Animals So Anyway One Day One Of Them Came In And She Was Like “I Need A Mouse Trap, We

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