daftplunk: who wants to love me and not waste my god damn time

daftplunk: who wants to love me and not waste my god damn time

Daftplunk: Dovepisces:a Scapegoat? Escape Goatskate Goat

Gothyeehaw: Driving Towards Someone Who Has Their Highbeams On Is Like Running Through A Corn Field With Your Nuts Taped To Your Eyes

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Mischiefmakermax:

Dutchster: Maybe The Reason I Can’t Sleep Is Because There Are Enemies Nearby

Theblasianbarbie: Not To Be Fake Deep Or Anything But As Much As We Like To Believe That We Are Good People…We All Have The Capacity To Be Toxic And Draining To Someone Else And May Have Actually Been Without Realizing

&Quot;If Anyone Knows What This Thing Does, Please Tell Me.&Quot;

Slapping At My Chamber Door

Minalous: Abigailmaedy: Sandandglass: Brooklyn Nine-Nine S03E16 Context: They Ate The Candy From The Gift Basket, Not Realizing It Was For The Captain From His Husband And Then Filled It Up With Shit They Hoped He’d Like. I Love This So Much

Ben-Yatta: You Arrive At The Gates Of Heaven And Before You’re Let In Your Main Man Peter Reads You Every Tumblr Post You Made

Ofools: Some Fucking Avocado Tree: I’m Goign To Make My Stupid Seeds So Big That No One Will Be Able To Consume It And Spread It Except For This Humongous, Immortal Species Of Ground Sloth Which Will Absolutely Never Go Extinct

Are Your Johnson&Amp;Rsquo;S Gooshing?Then You&Amp;Rsquo;D Better Go Catch Them!

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