matthewlove: satanstrousers: Thanks mom. Stop trying so hard

matthewlove: satanstrousers: Thanks mom. Stop trying so hard

Robotsandfrippary: Thespectacularspider-Girl: Keyhollow: Thetatteredmind: @Keyhollow A Danger Noodle A Good Boy I Was Not Prepared For How Big He Was Mimic.

Vaelkyrie: Who-Did-Tegiri-Cull-Today: Lindor: Lindor: Fandoms We Are Now Oppressing: Hamilton, South Park, Yuri On Ice, Any Heathen Who Ships Kpop Idols Previously Oppressed Fandoms We Are Now Supporting Because Life Is Already Hard Enough For Them:

Girlwholovesturtles: Writing-Prompt-S: You Throw Your Rent Bill Across The Room In Frustration, And It Lands Under Your Bed. A Few Seconds Later, A Claw Pushes The Bill Back Out With A Wad Of Cash. Monster Under The Bed Finally Paying His Fucking Rent.

Evilfriends:idk Y But Im Losing My Shit Over This

Dearbluetravelers: Indigo-Night-Wisp: Kintatsujo: Plenoptic07: Kintatsujo: Me: I Don’t Know If I Ever Want To Be Pregnant, I’d Rather Adopt A Kid Or Two That Are A Bit Older Someone: Are You Sure? Older Adoptees Present Unique Challenges

Glumshoe: The Other Day I Watched A Little Boy Get Knocked To The Ground By An Older Kid Who Was Running By. He Burst Into Tears As His Mother Hurried Over.“Here’s A Bandaid For Ya,” I Said, Producing One From My Vest Pocket. “Oh, He’s Not

Markwatneyandensemble: I Was Looking For Writing Prompts And Came Across What Is Now The Funniest Thing Ive Ever Seen

Kleptomonkey: Nonpathogenics: If U Take Yr Partners Name In Marriage Yr Softcore Kinning Them I Dont Know What Else To Say

Truestoriesaboutme: Ravenslunas: I Hate How Reward Systems Never Work For Me Like I Can’t Just Say “If I Finish This Assignment I Can Have A Cookie” Bc My Brain Is Like “…..Or U Could Just Have One Right Now” And I Can’t Argue With That

Taquito: Banshees: Taquito:wtf Are “Trojans”??? O_O Those Guys From Greece Everyone Keep Ur Dicks Away From Those Poor Greece Guys Then Wtf

Whisqrs:i Think That Uncrustables Being Considered A Type Of Ravioli Should Be Highly Classified Information

Rnemes: Tvspecial: I Don’t Think Aliens Exist Then Wtf Do U Call This

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