"If anyone knows what this thing does, PLEASE TELL ME."

"If anyone knows what this thing does, PLEASE TELL ME."

Hoofbitch: Just-Another-Secret-Gaygent: Mandatalks: I Just Had The Best Encounter With A Child At Kmart. I Was In The Aisle Shopping, And This Girl And Her Dad Come Around The Corner. The Girl Sees Me And Excitedly Exclaims “There’s A Human Here!!”

Stimpoweredgiraffe:ok Do You Guys Remember Those Capri Sun “Respect The Pouch, Respect It!” Ads Where Children Would Deface A Capri Sun Pouch In Some Way And Then Suffer Some Karmic Punishment Thematically Connected To The Way They Disrespected Pouchthen

Born2Dieapparel:it’s Like The Night Before Christmas, But Spookier.

Jujuoh: Jujuoh: When You Look Up A Bunch Of References Because The Leg You Drew Looks Wrong, But Legs Just Look Like That

Sleepyamericanteen: Nemracoelc: Sleepyamericanteen: Anyone Got A Hot Take On Gen Z Students At Hogwarts? Me, A New Professor Desperate To Connect W The Youths: And So Expelliarmus Will ‘Yeet’ The Wand Right Outta Their Hand This Exceeds All

Thechronicleofshe: W6Lf: I Had A Dream Where Tornadoes Were Made Illegal Or Something I Just Remember Like A Dozen Police Cars Driving Directly Toward A Tornado With Their Sirens On And All Getting Sucked Into The Tornado Why Is This So Fucking Funny

Romcommunist: Ollivander: Whats The Mood For Mid-April

Acharliebrownchristmas: Oh Now I Know Why This Is Getting Notes Again

Ourangelaziegler:

My Favorite Sport Is Watching Cars Trying To Pass A Semi On A Slushy Highway

Felixcolgrave: As A Child I Was Always Slightly Scared Of The Man Ferns. I’m Sure The Name Didn’t Help.

Name Him. Name Your Son

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