slavery: If you put your car in park while driving your engine falls out

slavery: If you put your car in park while driving your engine falls out

Kineticpenguin: Any Military Character: I Sure Love My Girl. Here’s A Picture! I’m Gonna Propose/Get Married/Have Kids When I Get Back! Me:

Slavery: If You Turn Your Car Off While On The Highway It Ejects You Out The Roof

Banshees: Baswett: This Shit Is Too Dope Dont Watch Lord Of The Rings High Off Your Tits. This Shit Will Blow Your Mind Away. God Look At Those Little Guys Go Is There A Way To Queue A Post Directly Into Your Mind Because I Want To Remember This Post

Nest:a Guy About My Age, Frat Boy Type, Just Stepped Off The Bus, Looked Me Right In The Eyes, And Said “I Wish Things Were Different.” Then Walked Away. Genuinely Think It Might Have Been A Hallucination

7Eggs: 7Eggs: So I Had Dnd Session 0 Last Night With Some Pals For Just Character Creation And I Made A Pansexual Chaotic Good Winged Tiefling Conquest Paladin Named Valafar And I Didn’t Tell My Dm But I Rolled Two D6’S To Figure Out His Dick Size

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Osmosis Jones Is Back....

Squarepeginaroundholevevo: Hisheadachehead: Americanmade: Americanmade: I Love The Fact That There Are Two Pictures Of Eyes That I Now Read As Two Different Phrases Without Question These Are So Powerful Concept: It’s Free Perishing

Latinextra: Teamwinexo: Langsandculture: Latinextra: Latinextra: Latinextra: Any Spanish Speaker: Cojer México And Argentina: México: Cuantos Años Tiene? (How Old Is He?) Argentina: Ni Idea, Pero Es Un Pendejo (Idk, But He Is A Pendejo) México:

Ro-Wain: Quality Tech-Support 💻🛠️

Rufflet: Angry Customer: “Well Maybe I’ll Just Take My Business Somewhere Else!”Me:

Not Beating The Witchcraft Allegations

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