thomaspaine: when you’re eating dinner at a friends house and the food is gross

thomaspaine: when you’re eating dinner at a friends house and the food is gross

Wayhaughtt: Andromedoid: “Are You Ticklish” Is Such A Loaded Question. If You Say No They’ll Test It. If You Say Yes They’ll Test It. Just Tickle Me. Get It Over With. Subject Me To This Horror Soon So That I May Begin My Healing Process.

Thebibliosphere: Chocolate-Mintdromeda: Thebibliosphere: I Booked Myself In For A Massage Tomorrow With My Physio Lady Cause My Jaw And Neck Are All Locked Up From The Dentist Today And It Makes You Fill Out A Little Questionnaire To Better Tell

Avipsyche: Futurewitnesssevera: Avipsyche: I’m At A Restaurant Called. Egg Slut You’re Dining At Fuckign Where??

Jay-Works: Snakeamongus: Villainkin: Drawin In Ur Sketchbook Like Listen Here… You Come Into My House

Not Beating The Witchcraft Allegations

Thevelvetpelican: Me: Going About My Life, Accomplishing Normal Life Milestones My Brain: There Are Castles For Sale. In The European Countryside. Buy One. Disappear. Adopt A Flock Of Ravens. Become A Local Legend.

Victorian-Sexstache: L0Vegl0Wsinthedark: Lqtraintracks: Okay, So Do Vampires Drink From Arteries Or Veins Or Both? Asking For A Friend. @Lqtraintracks This Drew Me In Too Easily, What The Hell 👏😂 This Guy Is The Gordon Ramsey Of Blood. “This

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Ninsegado91: Hanekaramel: Return Of Novelty Shirts Nice Lol

Fattyatomicmutant: Wivernryder: The Auxiliary Water Pump On My Car Broke (The Plastic Rotted And Cracked So It Was Spewing Coolant Everywhere) And The Mechanic Wanted Me To Pay $300 For A $150 Part. I Went To An Auto Store And Bought The Part For Just

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Starsfelllikerain: Cupcakelogic: Oh No This Is The Funniest Thing I’ve Seen All Week

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