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iguanamouth: its the vitamins day but i forgot. about that. so heres a dracula doing (bad) magic tricks

Berandomness

What The Everloving Fuck

Rniguelangel: “It’s Taboo To Admit That You’re Lonely. You Can Make Jokes About It, Of Course. You Can Tell People That You Spend Most Of Your Time With Netflix Or That You Haven’t Left The House Today And You Might Not Even Go Outside Tomorrow.

Gaylor-Moon: Wroxall: Unetrangerquidort: People Who Use The Word “Literally“ For Something That Can’t Be Literal Is The Reason I Want Man Kind To Be Extinct. Nothings Real Dude Not Even Grammer We Made It Up Man Go Outside Men Get Emasculated

Werewolvv: Superfluousspork: Hotcommunist: Dr-Archeville: Ayellowbirds: Thefingerfuckingfemalefury: Undergroundmonorail: Cactiofficial: Pyronoid-D: Text-Mode: The Morris Worm Or Internet Worm Of November 2, 1988 Was One Of The First Computer

Turing-Tested: Scatterbrainedadventurelog: Turing-Tested: Do Not Offer Me A Big Spoon If You See Me With A Small One. I Know What Im Fuckin Doing Can I Offer A Smaller Spoon? Absolutely! Finally, Someone With Some Sense Around Here

Brigittteh: Has No One Made These?

Siberiancheesecake: Beware-The-Ravenstag: Rednines: Ghost-At-The-Feast: Rednines: If The Purge Was Real We’d Defend One Another, Burn The Debt Records And Return The Commons, Not Murder Each Other, Nice Try Hollywood, Your Hobbesian Propaganda

Andie'S Corner

Lizmasuta: Symmetra Leave Him Alone(I Found Out Lucio And Sym Hate Each Other And Immediately Thought Of This Joke. I Just Had To Do It.)

Its-Raining-Watercolours: Ok But Seriously, If Something Really Small Happened In Your Day And It Made You Really Happy, But You Don’t Want To Tell Anyone Bc You Feel That It’s Insignificant To Everyone Else Tell Me, Message Me That Thing Because

Illogical-Bullshit: @Sites That Openly Call Me Out For Using Adblock Did I Ask

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